Office Joke of the day

Why Earl always reached to work 10minutes before everyone esle?

Because his surname was Lee.

copyright

Voice over Scripts for LOST and THE WHOLE TRUTH promos

LOST PROMO

From JJ Abrams…from the creator of Alias… they survived the worst… or did they … LOST. ABC this fall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdD6vza8MjE

THE WHOLE TRUTH

There are 3 sides to every case… the defence… the prosecution…And somewhere in between ‘the whole truth’. ABC Wednesday September 22^nd a totally new kind of legal drama will take you behind scenes of a case like never before. To see the justice system from both sides, Rob morrow, Maura Teinery. Every week go beyond the jury’s verdict, and uncover the whole truth. ABC ‘the whole truth’ series premieres Wednesday September 22^nd on ABC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj3Iqqn1Fqo

Sleeping Problem

I have a Sleeping Problem..................


I sleep alone

Radio Activity

NEWS ALERT!!!!!!!!! A new study shows that Radio DJ's, Radio Announcers and Radio Personalities are at high risks to developing Cancers and Radiation Sickness! The Reason.................

too much Radioactivity.

copyright Kevan 'chineerat' Sinanan
30-May-2011

A Sinapore joke

What country are Poor Singers usually from?.................

Singapore!
copyright- 03-May-2011
Kevan Sinanan

A name Joke

I met a girl named Molly and she is so Kewl. Think I'm gonna call her Molly-Kewl (molecule)
copyright - 30 April 2011
by Kevan gAz chineerat Sinanan

Chords Ravi B ah drinka chutney

Intro/ Chorus
Am A
You cyah change meh no Way
D E A F#m
Gyal you know I was ah Drinka
D E A
Gyal you know I was ah Drinka
A F#m
YOu only telling meh What to do an say x2
C
Jus like how yuh mudda ha yuh fadda

Interlude
A C#m D E

Verse
A F#m
Everything I liming cellphone only ringing
D E A
Meh partner only laughing cuz they know is you who calling
A Am A
Why you tryin to change meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
D F#m
(dont know the line here)
C
you know i'll never come home sober
back to verse