Lawyer joke by Kevan Sinanan

Where did the lawyer take his date for dinner?
Sue she.

Blank administrator index.php page after restoration akeeba

Restored your  Joomla site from one server to another but the control panel or  yoursitename/administrator/index.php is blank?
 
Try uninstalling the akeeba backup  plugin  from the link
yoursitename/administrator/index.php?option=com_installer&view=manage

it worked for me

Emppu's 'warm up' technique

emppu funny faces

Emppu's warm up technique

How to vary Tempo of a song at any point in Fruity Loops

Figure 1, right click on tempo and choose 'create automation clip'

figure 2, adjust the Tempo by adjusting the lines

How to vary Tempo of a song at any point in Fruity Loops

Step 1: first setup tempo, in this example 130 BPM was used

Step 2: right click on tempo and choose 'create automation clip', shown in Figure 1

Step 3: adjust the Tempo by adjusting the lines

$BIOF is ripping

$BIOF is ripping