A Sinapore joke

What country are Poor Singers usually from?.................

Singapore!
copyright- 03-May-2011
Kevan Sinanan

A name Joke

I met a girl named Molly and she is so Kewl. Think I'm gonna call her Molly-Kewl (molecule)
copyright - 30 April 2011
by Kevan gAz chineerat Sinanan

Chords Ravi B ah drinka chutney

Intro/ Chorus
Am A
You cyah change meh no Way
D E A F#m
Gyal you know I was ah Drinka
D E A
Gyal you know I was ah Drinka
A F#m
YOu only telling meh What to do an say x2
C
Jus like how yuh mudda ha yuh fadda

Interlude
A C#m D E

Verse
A F#m
Everything I liming cellphone only ringing
D E A
Meh partner only laughing cuz they know is you who calling
A Am A
Why you tryin to change meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
D F#m
(dont know the line here)
C
you know i'll never come home sober
back to verse

An accountant joke

Why do Accountants never become chefs?






Because they Cook their Books

copyright 22-Apr-2011

more jokes

Funny Jokes
‎*Guy1 says to Guy2* 'Have you pretended to like a girl JUST to impress another girl?'
*Guy2 responds* 'Yes! the same Girl'

copyright: Kevan Sinanan
04-Apr-2011

FL Studio 10 has been launched

http://www.image-line.com/documents/news.php?entry_id=1301017795&title=fl-studio-10

Another joke

why didn't the Anopheles mosquitoes hang out with the Aedes aegypti mosquitoes?

........... Becuz de(m)gue

copyright by Kevan Sinanan
Published: 21-03-2011